Sheryl Crow = Toilet Paper Nazi

Sheryl Crow.. she's known for her radio-friendly tunes, her romance with Lance Armstrong, her nine Grammys, her ridiculously retarded Revlon commercial, and to add to that list, she will be forever known as The Toilet Paper Nazi.

According to Starpulse:

Singer Sheryl Crow wants global restrictions on using toilet paper in an attempt to save the environment. Crow, who is touring American colleges to raise awareness about global warming, as told students to only use "one square per restroom visit."

She says, "I propose a limitation be put on on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

Hrm.. I guess you're SOL (I'll be here all night, folks) if you have explosive diarrhea.

Personally, I think America should start using bidets. I wonder if toilet paper companies will start commissioning scare campaigns if such a thing were to happen. What would their slogan be?

UPDATE: Ms. Crow was joking. Botched joke, if you asked me. That's the last time I relied on Starpulse!